A brief list of things you’re not getting simply for liking a page on Facebook

December 21, 2011

Facebook scams? Inconceivable!Several times a month, I hear about a new scam making the Facebook rounds. Inevitably, they all seem to involve the same pattern: this company is giving away a free gift card (or item) to everyone on Facebook if they like this page!

I don’t always write a new article about it because I would just end up with a template; “There’s a new scam on Facebook, claiming that ____ is giving away $_____ gift cards for liking a page. Don’t do it.” I’d rather just talk about the principle than rehash the specifics every single time.

For one thing, think about the numbers: Ikea is giving away $1,000 gift cards to everyone on Facebook? There are 800 million people on Facebook. That means their budget for this one promotion would be $800 billion. Ikea’s profits in 2010 were “only” 2.7 billion. Heck, the entire GDP of Sweden was $338 billion last year.

But, just in case you’d like a few examples of things you’re not going to get for free just for clicking “like” on a page, here’s a brief list:

  • $100 Costco gift card
  • $1,000 Ikea gift card
  • Amazon.com gift card
  • $100 KFC gift card
  • $1,000 Walmart gift card
  • Free iPad2
  • $50 Starbucks gift card
  • $25 iTunes gift card
  • A free gift card in any amount, or a free trendy high-tech device, from any retailer in the entire Universe, including all possible parallel Universes and/or dimensions, from now until the very end of Time itself (and in all future incarnations thereof if it turns out Time is cyclical and is repeated on a Cosmic infinite loop of some kind), ever, just for “liking” page on Facebook. This includes if you find yourself in a whimsical land of magic and wonder after chasing a white rabbit down a hole, or after hiding in a wardrobe and ending up in a forest and being greeted by the Faun Tumnus.

That last one is a little more general.

The point is: these are scams. They always have been, and they always will be. Don’t “like” the pages, don’t even visit the pages. If you’ve got friends who keep falling for this stuff, tell them it’s a scam. Every single time if you have to. A little public shaming can go a long way.


Ridiculous Spam: I get Brandnew Car at Super-Saving Price!

December 15, 2011

Even by broken-English standards, this one I got today is a real mess:

Subject: The cheapest way to buy new car, once a year

Hi Regional Federal Credit Union, this is an Incredible Opportunity for You to get Brandnew Car at Super-Saving Price

Last Chance to get up to $7000 off on all Vehicles Model 2011 Blowout Sales.This happens only Once a year.
Register now for Free and get your price quote for all possible saving brandnew autos.
Hurry up, only few days left to win those crazy deals.

Start Saving up to $7000 by spending 2 minutes to fill out the registration form here

Rule #1 of dealing with spam: if they’re using the name of the place you work as if it’s your name, there is no logical reason to click on anything within the message or to respond in any way other than to delete the message.


Text message scam: there needs to be a word for this

December 5, 2011

We need to come up with a word for “scams that arrive via text message, but are not phishing attacks, which already has a word (SMiShing).”

Crooxting? Because they’re crooks, and they’re texting you. Something tells me this is going to be an uphill endeavor. Sort of like trying to make ‘fetch’ happen.

Anyway, this showed up on my phone the other day, in two parts:

FRM:ci2 h5j8
MSG:Bestbuys giving away
Leftover Cyber-Monday
$1000 giftcards at:
goo.gl/6u2nQ?QQHEJ go
claim yours

ci2 is texting
you for free using Textie
app. You can reply or text
‘stop’ to block, Get Textie
free in the iPhone App
Store.

I’ll give you a shiny new penny* if you can find five things that DON’T scream “absolute scam” about this, because I sure couldn’t.

I also won’t be texting ‘stop’ to anyone, either; I don’t want to confirm that mine was a genuine phone number.

If you get one of these, just delete it.

*Disclaimer: Not a genuine offer. I don’t have a shiny new penny. Which is making this Penny Racer totally unfun to play with, by the way. No wheelie action at all.

Shady Online Advertisements

December 2, 2011

If it wasn’t part of my job, I’d completely ignore online banner advertisements like these, but here we are…

Example #1:

This one showed up on Weather.com today (without the arrows and giant NO, obviously; those are my additions).

Now, that’s a pretty reputable website. I mean, generally you look at your city’s weather page and it says SNOW, and you look out the window and hey presto, it’s actually snowing. But the site is just littered with ads like this. You’re not getting a gigantic TV for 60 bucks, and you’re not getting car insurance for $9, unless they mean per day. Don’t click.

Example #2:

This one came from CNN.com, another reputable website. Nobody is selling an iPad for $14. Nobody. Apple doesn’t discount. Know why? They don’t have to. They could come out with a $7,500 Macbook tomorrow, in this economy, and it would be a hit with their core users.

Once again, just ignore these ads. Do what I would do if I wasn’t paying attention to this junk for the purpose of writing about it. (I’d also ignore that noise about “penny stock rockets” and “Royal Caribbean whatever”, too.)


Holiday reminder: beware of charity scams

November 30, 2011

The holiday season is a time when many people think about ways to help those in need. However, scam artists have been known to exploit this tendency and set up fraudulent charities to skim money from generous people.

Never give money or personal information to a person who calls, emails or approaches you out of the blue. If you receive a request to donate, research the charity before you respond. www.bbb.org and www.charitynavigator.org are a great place to start.

Beware of charities with names that are similar to well-known organizations, and never make a check out to an individual. Also never make a check out to “CAS,” no matter what “CAS” allegedly stands for; a crook has simply to add an “H” and they’ve got a check from you made out to “CASH.”

Better yet, decide now which charities you’d like to support, and make your donation early. When asked to donate to others, politely explain that you’ve completed your budgeted giving for the year.


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